squidwurd:

fapitalism:

and annoying idiots

and then theres me

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nicolasiscaged:

“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire 

looks like you’re not caged anymore

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the-little-werewolf-oven:

homeostatic-cherry:

owlmylove:

billywilder:

arthanjanharuhar:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

Did you know? The entire hallway scene in Inception was unscripted. The hallway randomly began spinning around and the actors just went with it.

THAT is one of the many reasons it’s a masterpiece.

Did you know that the actors didn’t even realise they were on set? They thought they were just checking into a hotel and then shit started spinning all over the place. Crazy stuff. THAT is another reason why Inception is a masterpiece and Christopehr Noalan is the greatest directer of all time

Did you know? None of the actors even knew they were being filmed. The entire movie was unscripted, and the stagehands kept drugging the actors and moving them from set to set, trapping them inside and filming their reactions. Crazy stuff.

Did you know the actors didn’t even know they were actors? The crewmen just followed them everywhere and told them they were newsreaders. Crazy stuff.

Did you know this isn’t even a movie? All of us just had the same dream. Amazing.

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fergusmacleod13:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.

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laugh-addict:

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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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thinkofthegunstheysell:

phangirlingoverdisney:

fabulousfinnick:

giraffepoliceforce:

lokisha-laufeyfey:

bellajedi:

popdickle:

im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:

turshas-world:

quintheeskimo:

begrateful-staypositive:

reborn-from-the-ashes:

I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all 

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN. 

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE. 
HOLY FUCK.  

You forgot one

woops almost forgot

I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

ROMNEY NOPENOPENOPE

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR ROMNEY

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ryleighmeowth:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

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eyelawsthugaim:

Bloodninja trolled individuals, on IM and on private chats in IRC channels. The approach was this: entice people into cybersex, and then chat something so ludicrous that they just turn tail and log off. Sometimes, they would play along for some time, imagining that things would get better. The…